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0xabad1dea
@0xabad1dea

Nethack is a very old fashioned video game, but it has an interesting mechanic: the real world date on your computer affects your character’s luck in the dungeon.

“How bad can it be?”, I thought about a decade ago, loading a new game on Friday the 13th.

I took a single step.

“Your kitten has been crushed by a boulder.”



morayati
@morayati

there's also code in the game to make things easier or harder, respectively, on a full and a new moon. for the most part they aren't too drastic, but the new moon does make a certain almost-instakill event much more likely. if you know, you know.

also, Friday the 13th can occur simultaneously with these moon phases, which happens infrequently enough that there's a small two-column chart on the NetHack Wiki detailing the days where Friday the 13th and a full/new moon overlap.

so, the hardest days to play NetHack are/were:

  • September 13, 1996
  • August 13, 1999
  • November 13, 2015
  • July 13, 2018
  • October 13, 2023. challenge runners take note

gull
@gull

this is today.

hardcore gamers get to work



APOAPSIS
@APOAPSIS

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. MASSIVE dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers."what happens next?!"transfer student shows up with even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. MASSIVE dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

"what happens next?!"

transfer student shows up with even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. humongous  hungolomghononoloughongous