CERESUltra

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Words are my favorite stim toy


Turfster
@Turfster

Trees. They're actually useful and not just things that stand in the way of "Progress"! Whodathunk!

(everyone that isn't a short-sighted bastard out to make a buck)

tl;dr: trees don't only take in carbon dioxide (CO₂), they also take in methane (CH₄)
okay technically it's the microbial critters living on/in the trees

They are helping in trying to keep our thankless asses alive




micolithe
@micolithe

I haven't seen the public rip into a VP pick this hard since Sarah Palin, it's kind of fascinating.


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

JD Vance has been making enemies since the first time Hillbilly Elegy hit the shelves, the man is a redneck cosplayer and the biggest weenie Ohio has ever produced. If people are being hard on them, it's because that boy is just such a little shit it's shooting fish in a barrel



Hey this should go without saying but if you're fucking sick and going to be dealing with a lot of retail people, wear a fucking mask. This isn't even about covid specifically, this is just any Airborne illness broadly. Not only do you motherfuckers spread it to me and my coworkers, we then potentially spread it to dozens if not hundreds of other customers. I would be masking too, but I work outside, and in this heat it is completely unfeasible to be wearing one the whole time, esepcially when the heat index creeps up over 95. If you're not going to do what you should, which is stay home and rest up, at least have that little fucking decency.

I know I'm likely preaching to the choir here but fuck me running, a customer came in yesterday absolutely hacking and sneezing. It's hard to tell if it's just a bad allergies flare up or not, but I think I picked something up and I feel like dog shit